Hey there Kids. We spent all night unpacking and decorating our new wonderful apartment. This is the first voluntary move we have undergone in the past several years and serendipity seemed to facilitate a substantial part of our being approved by the building manager. We plan on spending a few years here and it shows: We are ninety percent unpacked and decorated less than three weeks after moving in. It's done wonders for our sex life. Our old place was totally illegal and the soundproofing was so substandard that the people living upstairs could hear us having sex clearly enough that we might as well have invited them down and charged admission to actually watch. Don't get me wrong, I love it when my neighbours hear my fiance moaning and crying out as I am fucking her. I love the idea of someone knocking on our door and saying something like:  "I don't want to be a jerk or anything, but can you try to not be such a rockstar in bed and maybe be more inconsiderate and selfish when you fuck your girlfriend-- so she doesn't make so much noise?" I am not so entertained by the idea when our neighbours are under twenty years old and more than ten years your junior.

Anyway-- new place is quiet and we feel comfortable doing all kinds of fucked up shit. My girl had a night where she worked on her clit with a capsule vibrator, and came over and over until she pissed herself... in our bed. I am fuckng hard just thinking about it.

Definitely take into account how shitty your living situation may or may not be if you are having problems with your partner. A lack of privacy, noise pollution or a generally shitty feeling environment may be the root of some or all complications you are encountering whilst trying to fully enjoy pounding your hard cock into the girl you love.

Is she getting distracted by the family of wolf spiders crawling across the top of your headboard-- when she should be paying full attention to your tongue and it's effect on her clitoris?

If you want to have great sex in the long term-- after the Fight Club sport fucking phase is over... Make sure you can provide an environment that you both feel that you have control over, can respect yourselves for occupying... and is somewhere you both agreed on moving into.

Much affection, in your direction.

-D